Coming Attractions
First of all, I’m sorry for the long absence. I’ve had to concentrate on my offline life for a little while, and blogging just had to take a backseat while I helped with someone’s wedding, moved, and dealt with a backlog at work. The backlog and the move are ongoing, but I swear I’ll come back to this Real Soon Now. And get this, dear readers: not only will you once again have the chance to enjoy my smooth prose, sparkling wit, and (of course) inspiring humility, but you will also get some spiffy new features to help you satisfy all your online time-wasting needs. For example…

