Big Pimpin’ in My Escort, Yo
What’s with this recent fad toward bullet hole decals on cars? Is this not just the stupidest, most poserish act of wannabe gangstaism yet?
Today I had the mixed privilege of witnessing what must be the most ludicrous manifestation of this trend yet. A middle-aged white guy in a red ball cap, let’s call him Fred, driving a green Ford Escort with a single bullet hole decal above one tail light. Yeah, way to go Fred the Escort Driver — you are so very ghetto.
At least it seems the fad is scraping the bottom of the barrel now, and will soon disappear.
