Hey Kids, Buy Your Own Evidence Bags and Crime Scene Tape!
The National Crime Prevention Council (the McGruff® people) has an online store where you can buy your own crime scene tape and tamper-evident biohazard and evidence bags.
You just know there’s a cozy suburban neighborhood somewhere in Idaho with a crazy Neighborhood Watch fanatic who actually owns all this stuff. And deploys it at the slightest provocation. I pity his neighbors.


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