Google Talk

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by Adam at 7:35 PM

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Update: A lot of new search engine traffic here recently. Please note that this post is not about the new Google Talk VOIP / IM client. It is about a funny Google hack that uses the famous search engine to try and complete a sentence that you start. Sorry if this isn’t what you’re looking for, but I hope you enjoy the post anyway. :-) (added by Adam on 8/26/2005)

Douwe Osinga, a Google employee, has accumulated a bunch of interesting Google hacks for you to try. The most amusing of these, I think, is “Google Talk.” He describes it thusly:

Use Google talk by entering three or four words below. The system will search for this sentence at Google, find the next word and print that. Than it will remove the first word of the search string, add the found word and repeat. The result seems to be meaningfull sometimes. Other times it is giblish. But always fun.

Putting in “Ask not what your country” got me this:

Ask not what your country can DO for you; What can I do With a Major In. chemistry or biochemistry and Molecular biology, at the University of Michigan.

I think I have a new favorite time waster. :-D

Activist Rock

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by Adam at 5:46 PM

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Jen has asked for suggestions for a political-motivation mix CD she’s calling “Swing Arizona Blue.” This post started out as a comment for her blog, but became way to long and wound up here.

First of all, stay away from depressing music. You want passionate, heart-lifting tunes and adrenaline-pumping rock ’n roll. You don’t want to be made sad, you want to be made mad and motivated.

Credence Clearwater Revival’s “Fortunate Son” springs to mind, descriptive as it is of our current “leader”:

Some folks are born made to wave the flag,
ooh, they’re red, white and blue.
And when the band plays “Hail To The Chief”,
oh, they point the cannon at you, Lord,

CHORUS:
It ain’t me, it ain’t me,
I ain’t no senator’s son,
It ain’t me, it ain’t me,
I ain’t no fortunate one, no,

Some folks are born silver spoon in hand,
Lord, don’t they help themselves, oh.
But when the taxman come to the door,
Lord, the house look a like a rummage sale, yes,

CHORUS

Yeh, some folks inherit star spangled eyes,
ooh, they send you down to war, Lord,
And when you ask them, how much should we give,
oh, they only answer, more, more, more, yoh,

CHORUS x 2

There’s also CCR’s “Commotion.” In part:

People keep atalkin’, they don’t say a word.
Jaw, jaw, jaw, jaw, jaw.
Talk up in the White House, talk up to your door,
So much goin’ on I just can’t hear.

CHORUS:
Com, commotion,
Git, git, git, gone.
Com, commotion,
Git, git, git, gone.

Both of those can be found on the Credence Clearwater Revival boxed set and on the less pricy Chronicle Vol. 1: The 20 Greatest Hits. John Fogerty, former lead singer of CCR, has released a new album called Deja Vu All Over Again. The title song relates how much the war in Iraq reminds him of Vietnam:

Did you hear ‘em talkin’ ’bout it on the radio
Did you try to read the writing on the wall
Did that voice inside you say I’ve heard it all before
It’s like Deja Vu all over again

Day by day I hear the voices rising
Started with a whisper like it did before
Day by day we count the dead and dying
Ship the bodies home while the networks all keep score

And those who know me know how I feel about Pearl Jam — the last great protest rockers of our time. Some of the usual suspects from their catalog:

  • Glorified G” (Vs.) — A sarcastic anti-gun song. “Got a gun, fact I got two / That’s ok man, ’cause i love God!” Also contains the great line “Don’t think, dumb is strength.”
  • Bu$hleaguer” (Riot Act) — An anti-Bush spoken-word piece that got Eddie Vedder viciously booed when he performed it in a W mask, then took the mask off and stomped on it onstage.
  • Porch” (Ten) — A classic fast-paced ’90s rocker with political overtones. “All the bills go by, and / Initiatives are taken up / By the middle / There ain’t gonna be any middle any more. / And the cross i’m bearing home / Ain’t indicative of my place. / Left the porch… / Left the porch…” A great activism song if ever their was one. Vedder caused a fuss during the MTV Unplugged performance of this song by standing atop his wooden stool, doubling over, and scrawling “PRO CHOICE” on his forearm in black magic marker during the bridge.
  • Whipping” (Vitalogy) — A blistering punk-influenced indictment of powerful leaders for their attempts to bend the world to their conservative ideologies.
  • Do the Evolution” (Yield) — One of my all time favorites. This rip-snorting screed about the state of the world is insightful, yet almost hilariously over the top. All politically passionate individuals have had those moments of enraged astounded cathartic screaming hyperbole, and this is Vedder’s. Tod McFarlane, of Spawn and Sandman fame, directed an amazing and disturbing animated music video.

Other suggestions: early U2 — some great political anthems there — as well as R.E.M.’s “Finest Worksong” ( Singles Collected, Document) and “Stand” (Green).

Update: I just thought of a couple more…

Now with Mandatory Blog Bio™!

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by Adam at 11:49 PM

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The about page has been updated with something a little less mundane than a rehash of my first post. If you’ve just been itching to know more about the person behind this site… you should get out more. But first you should read the new about page to satisfy your curiosity.

Return of Comment Subscriptions

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by Adam at 11:15 PM

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After a long absence, the comment subscription feature comes back to 8WTS. You can once again follow conversations in post comments via e-mail. To do so, just make sure the check box labeled “Subscribe to comments” is checked when you make your own comment. Yes, you have to contribute to subscribe via e-mail. For all you lurkers out there, there’s still the comment RSS feeds. ;-)

Mucho thanks and credit are due to the tirelessly ass-kicking Scriptygoddess for the WordPress plugin that makes this possible.

Congratulations, Mandy & Bart!

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by Adam at 9:00 PM

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Big congrats go out to my friends Bart and Mandy on the birth of their new daughter, Eílis Mihalfy*! Send me pictures! :-D

*The birth announcement I just got in the mail tells me this is pronounced “EYE·lish me·HALL·fee” — something I’m sure young Eílis will be repeating slowly to strangers for the rest of her life. ;-) Just kidding, guys, it really is a very pretty name.