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The Invasion of the Inflatable Santas

Filed under “Oddities,” “Culture,” and “Humor”
by Adam at 11:41 PM on January 3, 2005

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Image: The giant Santa looms over my neighbor's yard
Giant Nazi Santas Menace Small Town: Film at 11

Over the holiday season, my town was invaded by giant glow-in-the-dark Santas. Snowmen and reindeer as well, but especially the Santas. They loomed over the lawns of the town like giant, radioactive garden gnomes. The scariest variety had its left arm raised stiffly into the air in some kind of dyslexic Nazi salute. They seem to have gone now, but I fear they may return next year in even greater numbers.

Image: A phallic Nativity scene. This is so wrong in so many ways.
Paging Dr. Freud…

But that’s not all. On Christmas Eve, while visiting my grandparents, I saw it: the Worst Christmas Lawn Decoration Ever. The phallic nativity scene. Words… cannot describe… oh, the horror.

Click on the thumbnails to see larger pictures of these yuletide monstrosities on my photoblog. I didn’t include the full-size images here out of concern that they might frighten impressionable children. ;-)

Adam is a web developer and graphic designer who lives and works in south-central Kansas. He likes to speak his mind, both here and in his business blog. He only rarely writes about himself in the third person, honest. If you’d like to work with Adam, drop him a line.

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  1. Dude, that is freaking hilarious.

    Comment by carpet cleaning guy — January 4, 2005 @ 12:46 am

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