Comments on: Least Appealing Spam Subject Ever http://www.adammessinger.com/2005/02/21/unappealing-spam-subject Thu, 20 Nov 2008 09:17:44 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.2 by: Dante Evans http://www.adammessinger.com/2005/02/21/unappealing-spam-subject#comment-3457 Thu, 24 Feb 2005 01:18:08 +0000 http://www.adammessinger.com/2005/02/21/unappealing-spam-subject#comment-3457 The only other use I can think of is: "Hey, have you ever dealt with the problem if fishing hooks getting stuck under water?" "Boy Have I?! (Wait, have I?)" "Then you need...the Hook-up DEATHWAND!!" "It magically raises your hooks up whilst unfortunately killing everything in its path. Remember, you can always blame the trail of dead fish on that guy who doesn't speak English!" "Hook-up....DEATHWAND! Yours for only $19.95" I'm sure there are more ways to find your life partner, like dating and stuff, but who can say no to a DEATHWAND? The only other use I can think of is:

“Hey, have you ever dealt with the problem if fishing hooks getting stuck under water?”
“Boy Have I?! (Wait, have I?)”
“Then you need…the Hook-up DEATHWAND!!”
“It magically raises your hooks up whilst unfortunately killing everything in its path. Remember, you can always blame the trail of dead fish on that guy who doesn’t speak English!”
“Hook-up….DEATHWAND! Yours for only $19.95″

I’m sure there are more ways to find your life partner, like dating and stuff, but who can say no to a DEATHWAND?

]]> by: Adam M. http://www.adammessinger.com/2005/02/21/unappealing-spam-subject#comment-3453 Tue, 22 Feb 2005 13:55:15 +0000 http://www.adammessinger.com/2005/02/21/unappealing-spam-subject#comment-3453 Something about "HOOK UP DEATHWAND ATTACK!" made me giggle spastically. :-D Thanks, I needed that. Something about “HOOK UP DEATHWAND ATTACK!” made me giggle spastically. :-D

Thanks, I needed that.

]]> by: Dante Evans http://www.adammessinger.com/2005/02/21/unappealing-spam-subject#comment-3451 Tue, 22 Feb 2005 01:21:26 +0000 http://www.adammessinger.com/2005/02/21/unappealing-spam-subject#comment-3451 You think you have it bad? My old email address <a href="http://dantecubed.com/blog/2005/01/when-good-email-addresses-_110671527446551842.html" rel="nofollow">just entered the 7th level of Spam Hell</a>. "Hey, do you wanna go out with me?" "Ewwww NO!" "HOOK UP DEATHWAND ATTACK!!!" "Now do you wanna go out with me" "[Smoldering]...yes...please don't hurt me!" Sometimes the 21st century scares me... You think you have it bad? My old email address just entered the 7th level of Spam Hell.

“Hey, do you wanna go out with me?”
“Ewwww NO!”
“HOOK UP DEATHWAND ATTACK!!!”
“Now do you wanna go out with me”
“[Smoldering]…yes…please don’t hurt me!”

Sometimes the 21st century scares me…

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